shedisenchants:

shedisenchants:

so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night

you guys think I’m joking??

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HELLO ATTNE TION ALL TUMBLR USERS

staff:

sopranomonroe:

staff:

HELL O THIS IS REal STAFF YOU MUST RECORD YOURSELF BALANCING AN EGG ON YOUR BUTTCRACK SINGING EVERY SINGLE SONG LIL WAYNE HAS EVER CREATED OR ELSE YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE DELETED AND WE WILL SEND YOU BIRD POO

go home staff you’re drunk

WE DON’T SEE ANY EGG VIDEOS, SO WE HoPE YOU CAN STAND THE SMELL OF BIRD FECA L MATTER

(Source: smilingemoticon)

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getoffmybloghoe:

dont give me responsibilities when theres a computer near by 

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amoying:

FACT: Antarctica is populated solely by ants, everywhere, ants.

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“There’s a man called the Doctor who lives on a cloud in the sky and he keeps the bad dreams away. But he lost all his friends and now he is so very lonely.”by farbenfrei

There’s a man called the Doctor who lives on a
cloud in the sky and he keeps the bad dreams away.
But he lost all his friends and now he is so very lonely.


by farbenfrei

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chillaxemurderer:

sometimes im hungry and other times im asleep

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galacticdad:

i can`t go to school mom the blankets have accepted me as one of their own if i leave now i might lose their trust.

(Source: dysphoriadaughter)

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the-11-doctor:

hatteress:

lierdumoa:

I know you wanted this on your dash.

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen.

if you listen you can hear it when it lands

the-11-doctor:

hatteress:

lierdumoa:

I know you wanted this on your dash.

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen.

if you listen you can hear it when it lands

(Source: toxicgrin)

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foreveralone-lyguy:

If I was famous I’d just take pictures of the paparazzi

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hungarian:

old ppl are so cute i’d love to have a pet oldperson

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The TARDIS Console Room through the Years

The Doctor. In the TARDIS. Next stop—everywhere.

(Source: timelordsandladies)

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cornchipz:

awkwardcontent:

Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.

some people never develop beyond this stage

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dicksp8jr:

dicksp8jr:

Some nights I stay up watching all these great shows

some nights i just go to bed

some nights i wish these shows were neverending

some nights i wish they’d just end

but i still stay up 

i still see those shows

oh lord i still don’t know 

what i feel for oooohhh

what are these feels for

what are these feels for

most nights

i don’t know

THIS IS FROM LIKE JANUARY HOW FAR BACK IN MY BLOG DID YOU GO OMG

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