verticulars:

I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.

(Source: verticulars)

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rewarn:

7% cell phone battery
0% motivation

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imthehomoyourmomwarnedyouabout:

lacigreen:

joponyhere:

lillianloverly:

THIS IS A PSA

THIS APP IS CALLED SAFETREK AND IS ABSOLUTELY INVALUABLE TO ANYONE WALKING ANYWHERE WHERE THEY DONT FEEL SAFE

YOU ENTER YOUR INFO AND SET A PIN AND THEN WHENEVER YOU DONT FEEL SAFE, YOU HOLD DOWN THE BLUE BUTTON UNTIL YOU DO

ONCE YOU RELEASE THE BUTTON, YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO ENTER YOUR PIN, AND IF YOU DONT THE POLICE WILL BE NOTIFIED OF YOUR LOCATION AND DISTRESS CALL

I TRULY BELIEVE THIS APP CAN HELP SOMEONE OUT THERE SO PLEASE DOWNLOAD IT

https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/safetrek/id716262008?mt=8

signal boost the shit out of this

THIS IS AMAZING SPREAD THE WORD

i have this! everyone should get this

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staff:

yalipop:

Does the staff actually ever reply to posts or is that just a myth?

No one will believe you.

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cranapplejuiceadvocate:

me whispering to my dog in the dark: hey.. you still up?

(Source: cinnamonraisinbagel)

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guy:

one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald

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babybootercups:

whats this pacman x and y that everyone is talking about

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snapchatting:

congratulations u won American Idol here is your pat on the back

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Notice the people who are happy for your happiness, and sad for your sadness. They’re the ones who deserve special places in your heart.
(via acceptvnce)

(Source: moeyhashy)

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panerasexual:

men are so afraid of confident girls and its so funny

(Source: khione)

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angel-xx-1:

microfibrils:

rockylikeapuma:

microfibrils:

on ur period likeimage

Don’t ovary-react

get off my text post

oh bloody hell

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allamericanvirgins:

Only date people who are as enthusiastic about you as Cecil is about Carlos.

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zackisontumblr:

If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”

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cheesyrogue:

cheesyrogue:

cheesyrogue:

i made a new skyrim character whose main goal in life is to steal all of the cheese in skyrim for herself

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she hasn’t gotten very far yet but she’s off to a good start

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three cities worth of cheese… i’d call that progress

people keep asking me for an update so

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i’m gonna have to start putting it in another room because my housecarl keeps messing it up

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